This weekend at church was a heavy-duty Gospel reading about sin. Eye for an eye, cut off the right hand of the thief, divorce, adultery. Halfway through, I wanted to raise my hand and ask if they could shorten this all up for us and state what wasn’t a sin. I was beginning to lose interest and then they got to the part that said if you look at another with lust you are committing adultery. That little line changed the whole ball game.
Call me a sinner and ready the staircase to hell because I only look at Colin Firth with lust. I’ve always liked him but since seeing “The King’s Speech” I’m in love, love, love, love, crazy love with him. In interviews he’s humble, funny and charming which makes a good BF. He also is drop dead gorgeous which makes an even better BF.
God will determine when we’ll meet but when he does I’ll explain that the winter of 2011 was ridiculously long and cold and Colin made my heart race. In all those pre-Oscar interviews when he looked at the camera, it was as if he was looking straight at me and I suddenly got very warm. It was self-preservation in some hard times. At least that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Disclaimer: The fact that this was written on Valentine’s Day is a pure kawinky dink 😉