Flowergate

The Big Daddy and I are deepdeepdeep into our annual landscaping and garden beautification process.  To date, we have hauled home more than forty bags of mulch.  I am using it for the beds in the front of the house.  He is using it on the back for a project that will one day make … Read more

Jesus & The Gays

My Facebook feed is always rampant with links to articles about the gays.  When our own son came out I read everything I could find about how to not be scared shitless when your kid comes out of the closet. That lasted a couple of years and then absolutely nothing eventful happened so I stopped reading. … Read more

Shopping The Curb

This weekend is large item pickup here in Mayberry.  It is a once-a-year event that rivals Christmas in its participation and scale.  Homeowners can set nearly anything they want (as long as it is no bigger than a fridge) on the curb to be picked up by the trash company at no extra charge.  It … Read more

Listen Sister

We always have a lot of people over for Easter.  This throws me into my usual entertaining tizzy.  Ugh.  This paint color.  Why did I even pick this?  How could I paint the whole downstairs with something I can’t even pronounce?These floors need to be stained and varnished.Mark!!!  Mark, look at this.  Hasn’t this wallpaper has been … Read more