It was recently reported that men use “the sniff test” to determine their clothing choices and will sometimes wear their whitey tighties 2 -3 times before changing them.
Oh. My. God.
This is new information to me and I was raised with three brothers. I know men are slobs. I know they drink milk out of the carton, scratch their butts, pride themselves on making fart sounds with their armpits and don’t give much thought to their appearance most days. I know I have to tell The Big Daddy that the hair on his ears needs to be shaved because he’s looking a little too Thriller. The BD, on the other hand, doesn’t have to point out any chinnies I have because I maintain that area like a Master Gardener at the Arboretum. I stay on top of my grossness. That’s the way chicks roll. With one exception.
I wear the same bra for several days before washing it. How many days I don’t keep track of. With this heat wave the number of times I can wear the same bra is limited, so I did the sniff test.
If I wore that thing one more day, I would qualify to be a guy. Alarming? I tried to scream but terror took the sound before I could make it.