After some freedom in her schedule and consistent nagging of her parents, Mallie Bee is finally enrolled in a driving school. If you’ve done this before………..twice but who’s counting………..you know that it costs an arm and a leg to get somebody else to agree to teach your kid what the pioneers did long ago with the horse and buggy.
Day One’s lesson ended in the Scare The Shit Out Of The Kids movie which parents were invited to. I only saw the last few minutes of it as I scare the shit out of myself all the time. I can do without the reenactment.
The 2nd day, we arrived a few minutes early so I got to see all the soon-to-be drivers getting dropped off by Mom or Dad. In walked a prepubescent kid, just over the five foot mark, working a whole lot of swag with his driver’s ed folder of pertinent information.
The age in which you can get a permit in Kansas is fourteen. Yep, fourteen. That Bad Ass likely just finished the 8th grade and is anxiously awaiting the deets of his high school locker and combination, some pubic hair and a driver’s permit.
Oh, Lordy.
