The Big Daddy and I watched the Republican debate tonite. The whole day was a shitstorm for me, so I thought I’d end it the same way it began. Since the paid pundits analyze the daylights out of these kinds of things and bore me to death, I decided I’d make notes of my own……….
Ron Paul. Believes the private sector is capable of regulating itself, and dogs and cats should be living together.
Rick Santorum. I seriously had no idea he was still in it.
Newt Gingrich. Dumped Wife #1 and Wife #2 and loves his country even more than the soulmate he found in wife #3.
Jon Huntsman. Overdid the tanning bed and looked like he rolled in a bag of Doritos.
Michelle Bachmann. Got knocked from the #1 spot this week, but hair is holding up well.
Mitt Romney. If you put a cap and a neckerchief on him, he’d look just like Thurston Howell III.
Rick Perry. Smiles more than a preacher with his hand in your pocket.
Herman Cain. The Pizza Man knows a little something about job creation of the minimum wage kind.
It was some kind of show, and midway through I had to open a window to get some air into that room. We’ve got a long way to go until next November, but I bet I’ll sleep like a baby knowing that the best and the brightest wealthiest of our patriotic idiotic citizens longs to be my next president.