There’s this curl at the crown that has been sticking straight up. I put vaseline on it last night so it would mind its manners.

I was at the grocery store this weekend, negotiating a chicken purchase with the butcher.  I have an unhealthy attitude towards chicken.  I hoard it.  I can’t pass up a chicken sale even when the freezer is so stuffed with it that breasts, boneless, skinless and otherwise, repeatedly fall on the foot of the poor … Read more